Funny Mason

"mom....(as I sit down to watch the news) why do I do everything and you don't do anything?"
ummmm........So I explained to him that I wash his clothes, bath him, brush his teeth, read him books, feed him three meals plus snack, do dishes, clean up toys and take care of his siblings, drive him to classes and etc. He states... "okay okay okay mom.....sorry you do everything." That's what I think!

"mom....do I look cute?" (showing me the outfit he picked out.) "yes mason, you do look cute." "Good because I want the ladies to look at me."

"mom...Daniel and Galya are married...right?" "yes" " Why are they short and not tall like you and Dad?" (I think he thinks they are teenagers:))

SOOO... we had the missionaries and a neighbor over for dinner the other night. But before they got here this is what happened.....Jared pulled out dinner and he said ," gross what is that?" I quickly ran into the kitchen and pulled out the top of the dressing bottle that had fallen into the food. It was not melted or anything so I made Jared taste the chicken to make sure it was good. It was fine so in the middle of dinner I see Mason thinking and with a smirk on his face he says, " mom what was that in the dinner?" HUH?? WHAT??? Everyone one is looking at me. I just pretended that I did not understand what he was saying. "mom what was that you took out of the dinner that dad said was gross." yeah..thanks Mason.

"Mom my teachers (in church) are hot." "what...what do you mean?" " Their faces are hot and red." okay mason....

We have to sneak one in for Isaac.... In church someone let out a HUGE fart that was heard through the whole congregation....and my child decided to point it out in case not everyone heard. " Dad... who farted dad who farted?" (as he lets out a huge giggle)